Patrick Bohan

Patrick Bohan is a writer and actor in a committed relationship with caffeine. He grew up in San Francisco, and studied at Cornell with a major in Economics and bottomless coffee cups. He was a leather-wearing school bully in two indie films and a Cornell production of “Spring Awakening,” and was stabbed onstage as “Basil” in “The Picture of Dorian Gray.”

Patrick has sold his own bone marrow, been in fist fight with a llama, and briefly held the world record for most yogurt eaten in a minute. He still sees Yoplait in his dreams. He loves to argue politics and just about anything else. Patrick writes his bios in third person because it makes him sound important.

Patrick is represented by: Stacey Kondla